There are some things in life that you just can't help but laugh at. Farts happen to be one of those wonders of nature that almost never fail to entertain. It's cute when a baby farts, little boys make it a finely-honed skill, little girls "fluff" (ok, most little girls... the little girls I know can rip them with the best of the boys). Men are proud of their creations and women usually wrinkle their noses in disgust.
Deep down I do believe that although there is nose-wrinkling by women who call themselves "ladies" you can't tell me that they haven't lifted a leg in a good rip-roar a time or two and then laughed wishing someone was around to share it with!
My aunt and grandma used to go to the Bingo Hall and sneak farts as they walked by people. It was a game for them to turn and watch as the others tried to identify who was rank enough to let one of those rockstars loose in a crowd.
They would discuss the fact that sometimes if you fart while wearing pantyhose, the little bubble of scents would creep up your buttcrack seeking an escape route. Gawd I miss them!
A guy here at work who is usually slightly refined-acting coughed and farted simultaneously the other day as he walked down the hall. Trying not to point and laugh is a very difficult thing for me. It reminded me of a wonderful toy a friend sent though.
Turn up your speakers and enjoy!
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