Thursday, June 18, 2009

Funny Farm

Pretty, pretty lady... but needs to take lessons from Prince in order to stay CLEAN!

Mulberries are yummy!


Hay is yummy too.
Oops... got my foot stuck. Oh well. Cool piece 'o hay, huh?

Got my head stuck in hay. (whispers to herself "blah blah blah")
Let me eat these oats and get the hell away from me. moo, snort, grunt, stomp, head-butt.. ok fine, pull that icky hair off me... aw yes, that feels pretty good actually

Saturday, June 13, 2009

My Girls



These are my girls. These are my beautiful and talented girls. They are unique from one another and yet so similar.



One less-than-kind person commented a while back that my horses mean more to me than my daughters. When I watched my girls together today, all I could do was beam with maternal pride and love.



They weren't competing, they weren't being fawned over for individual accomplishments, they were merely being sisters with love, hugs, and laughs that makes my heart nearly burst with pride and happiness.

Some higher power chose the best of me to pass on to them and left the crap on the floor. THANK YOU HIGHER POWER!

Because......... these are my girls.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

I'm a Banana.




It STILL makes me laugh.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Aw, Shit!



You know it's going to be a bad day when your piece 'o fluff dog runs in from outside, shakes shards of poop all over the bathroom floor and then turns his butt to you for help because a huge wad of poop is stuck to his butt hairs.

Then you place him backwards between your knees over the toilet with scissors in hand and lean over to try to find the best place to start snipping. Naturally the stench wafts straight up into your face assaulting your newly awakened senses first thing in the morning.
You puke over the top of him, brush your hair out of your eyes and continue to maneuver scissors between feces and rectum hoping you don't take a chunk out of tender flesh and praying you don't stab the turd thus releasing a fresh wave of aroma.

Yep... it's going to be a good day (sarcasm)

OR! I could be optimistic and say "If I can deal with shit like this first thing in the morning, all the rest of the bull should be a cakewalk." :-)

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Spike's Little Clone

I've always said Maggie is the spitting image of Spike so I took some pictures tonight.


The sun was going down so the lighting isn't the best. And please disregard the white crap all over them. Jay decided a dusting with Sevin would keep ticks off them. I think he overdid it just a tad. I hope I don't have dead horses outside right now.


Anyway... This was the first time Spike actually "met" Maggie. He wasn't totally thrilled about it, but he let the baby eat out of his tub. Hers was RIGHT there, but I guess his looked yummier!

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Brushing and Clipping and Loading!

It's a beautiful day in Nebraska. It's a perfect day to take a nice long ride. It's also a perfect day to drag colts out and play.


My goal was to snag up my sweet yearling filly and really play with her. She had other ideas. What a brat. I never did get to her, but tomorrow's another day. Instead, I took the first horse who came to put her head in the halter. And that was my pretty palomino filly named Sage.

I brushed and combed Sage until I could get all the loose hair off her and got the tangles out of her long luxurious mane. It's down past her shoulder and it's gorgeous. I clipped her bridle path and one foot. That was about all she could stand lol. Then I worked on trailering. We'd get half-way in and that was all she wrote. I was home alone and we were at a stand-still.

Hubby pulled in and helped me for about three minutes until my best bud and her daughter pulled in. Hubby made out like he had been working for HOURS and this "mare" wouldn't listen. Deb asked if I wanted help. Well sure! if you got a few minutes!

And that was all it took... just a few minutes with two of us encouraging Sage to load and unload.

Sooooo I gave Sage a treat and turned her back out to the pen.

My next victim was the little rescue Arab we call Mike. When we picked Mike up from his foster home they told me he was "a little wild". He's ornery sometimes, but he's not wild. He had huge snarls in his long mane that took me a while to get out. He very obligingly let me trim his bridle path. Then he walked over the bridge with me with little fuss. He's such a freaking puppy that we had to have a talk about personal space a few times. But he is so eager to please and loves the attention so much that he'll do anything you ask.

He has only been in a trailer once. That was the day we brought him home a year ago. You would never know it because he jumped right in today. He's a funny goofy guy and I think he'll be a lot of fun to watch evolve.

I turned him loose and sought out my next victim. I tried to get Maggie the yearling again, but she was having nothing to do with me today... brat. But what's this? My fearful wonderfully-bred Arabian, Tres, came up to me. I clipped the lead on him and opened the gate.

Well hell (lol).... this dang colt will NOT cross the invisible gate-line to leave the pen. I hollared at hubby to come help me. No-go says Tres. Ah ha! Mr. Blueberry came seeking the halter. We tried leading Blue over the invisible line in hopes Tres would follow. Nope. We tried taking Tres sideways across the invisible line. Nope. We tried waving a halter behind Tres to get him to cross. Nope. (sigh) Ok. At least he was willing enough to follow me UP to the fence so I took advantage of him letting me pet and rub on him inside the pen.

And since Blue was then haltered for use to try to get Tres out.... we took him instead.

This colt is really really pretty. He's actually my Dad's colt, but I've always liked him. I'm told stories that he was a hellion as a yearling. I was told that he was jumping over panels, trying to breed his mamma and had a halter growing into his face. You would NEVER know that by working with this guy. Dad took an interest in him and I give all the credit to his gentling to Dad. This horse wasn't a rebel. He shows no signs of aggression. He goes along with whatever you throw at him. I think he was scared shitless and opting for fight and flight in the rumored stories.

Look at him. Somebody missed out on a really nice horse. Dad saw it and now he's here with us. Cute cute CUTE!

I brushed him all purdy and then flicked on the evil clippers. Pshaw.... now he has a nice pretty bridle path. He leads like a dream and we worked on setting up for halter and showmanship. Gosh he's sure pretty. It's too bad we don't know his lineage. I'm told he's grade... but what the hell. The horse has a good mind and that's more important to me than papers. He had only been loaded once or twice in his life and he hopped right in the trailer like nobody's business. What a good boy.

We went to catch Maggie again. UGH... what a brat! I didn't want to give up on catching her, but here stood Rojo eager for his turn.

Rojo is full brother to Sage. He's short, he's stocky, and he's smart. But he makes you work for things. I brushed and brushed and got him all purdy. Then I got the clippers out. He didn't mind until I moved them toward his bridle path. Argh... you want to argue? I'll argue. It took me the longest to do his... BUT! he is the ONLY one who let me clip his muzzle! So he earns extra points for that.


Then Hubby took him for a stroll over the bridge and he did great. We hadn't worked with trailering with him for a long time either, so in we went. His first trip in was near perfect. And he backed out nicely too. The 2nd trip in wasn't so perfect and he held tight with front legs in and back legs out. He must have stood there like that for a good 15 minutes. Finally I put a shoulder into his butt and he hopped in. We gave him a treat once in and let him stand there for a while. He backed out very well and he got big neck-hugs that he likes and he was done for the day.


I regret not going back after the brat... and I worry that I freaked Tres out trying to get him to leave his safety zone... but there will be another day for those too.

I think Wink was a little put out that I didn't play with him. But he's got a lot more ahead than I wanted to fiddle with today.

All in all, it was a very productive day with some babies I hadn't messed with in a while. I'm dirty and hairy and my fingernails are black from the good ole dirty I hand-groomed off these babies. One weekend when I came back from college I came bopping into the house all happily dirty from horseplay and my Mom said "It's like when you were a kid... coming home happy and dirty." Yay!


And, as always, I catch Hubby doing something hubby-ish. Instead of walking OUT of the trailer to retrieve his drink, he opts to squeeze his manly shoulders through the trailer window. Men... (sigh) ya gotta love 'em.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Wallie The Goat

Thursday night Raye arrived at Nate and Jamie's around 10 p.m. Jamie called and said "Your goat is here!" Soooooooo Jay, Dan, Clarissa and I tossed a large wire dog crate in the back of Dan's truck and motored over there. Nate was busy making shadow bunnies on the side of the barn with his flashlight while we tried to get to know Wallie sitting on the ground there in the dark.


We were going to load him in the crate, but noooooooooo! Raye turned to Clarissa... handed over this 50 pound nine-week old goat and said "Just take him in the truck with you!" It wasn't that we had much choice... Clarissa was suddenly in the back seat of the truck and I was crawling in the other side laughing! Omg... we laughed the entire way home as Wallie sat on Clarissa's lap! Sooooooo! when we got home we put him in the barn in this nice big crate with some food and water.

(this pic was taken with my cellphone, but there's a goat between these two!)

We checked him the next morning and he seemed fine. Vanessa was at G-ma's and she couldn't wait to meet Wallie! We were a little concerned about him as we pulled up after the Mother's Day ride because he had been in the crate all day.

Um... guess again! We pulled in tonight and heard some "baa-ing" and the little turd was out in the yard looking around for someone! Vanessa jumped out of the truck and ran over to him. He let her grab him and pick him up. She set him on the ground and ran away and that danged goat ran and followed her everywhere. Up the front steps, tried to get in the house... down the steps... around the yard, everywhere.

Then.... well hell... it was time to put him away so Vanessa could get in the shower and get to bed. That freaking goat is out in the barn now BAAA-ING (notice the capital letters) BAAAAAAAAA-ING (notice the larger font) because "he's lonely". When Ness walks into the barn and sits beside him, he's ok. As soon as she walks away he cries like a baby. Omg. Now... ordinarily (as in with a puppy) I'd give in and say "fine, bring him in with you and he can sleep on the floor next to you". But can you really do that with a goat???????? Pry not! So he's out there crying his little goatie-eyes out. I told Ness she could camp in the barn. If I didn't have to work tomorrow, I'd camp with her. Jay's having a fit at the idea... soooooo poor Wallie will have to learn to bark with the dogs for tonight. I hope the neighbors can't hear him lmao.

But he's REALLY REALLY CUTE! and Ness looooooooooves this new little goat! This is going to be fun lol.

Heck, he may even hop in the truck with us tomorrow to go to the show!