Funny Farm

Pretty, pretty lady... but needs to take lessons from Prince in order to stay CLEAN!

Mulberries are yummy!

Hay is yummy too.

Oops... got my foot stuck. Oh well. Cool piece 'o hay, huh?

Got my head stuck in hay. (whispers to herself "blah blah blah")

Let me eat these oats and get the hell away from me. moo, snort, grunt, stomp, head-butt.. ok fine, pull that icky hair off me... aw yes, that feels pretty good actually

My Girls

These are my girls. These are my beautiful and talented girls. They are unique from one another and yet so similar.



One less-than-kind person commented a while back that my horses mean more to me than my daughters. When I watched my girls together today, all I could do was beam with maternal pride and love.



They weren't competing, they weren't being fawned over for individual accomplishments, they were merely being sisters with love, hugs, and laughs that makes my heart nearly burst with pride and happiness.

Some higher power chose the best of me to pass on to them and left the crap on the floor. THANK YOU HIGHER POWER!

Because......... these are my girls.

I'm a Banana.

It STILL makes me laugh.

Aw, Shit!

You know it's going to be a bad day when your piece 'o fluff dog runs in from outside, shakes shards of poop all over the bathroom floor and then turns his butt to you for help because a huge wad of poop is stuck to his butt hairs.

Then you place him backwards between your knees over the toilet with scissors in hand and lean over to try to find the best place to start snipping. Naturally the stench wafts straight up into your face assaulting your newly awakened senses first thing in the morning.

You puke over the top of him, brush your hair out of your eyes and continue to maneuver scissors between feces and rectum hoping you don't take a chunk out of tender flesh and praying you don't stab the turd thus releasing a fresh wave of aroma.

Yep... it's going to be a good day (sarcasm)

OR! I could be optimistic and say "If I can deal with shit like this first thing in the morning, all the rest of the bull should be a cakewalk." :-)